| Landonline |
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| Written by Philip Roy | |
| Saturday, 21 April 2007 | |
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I'm not completely clear about the services that Landonline provide. However what is clear is that it is a Government website and that what is required to be carried out on the site is important to some people...particularly those who have taken the time to send in information. What is also clear is that their support page shows complete duplicity in supposed commitment to offering support and testing on a wide range of operating systems...to then informing us of the huge number of OS's their site does not work with and telling us that they won't provide any support in these instances. Landonline might feel embarrassed about entering our Mac Hall of Shame, but I feel more sorry for those that have to keep company with them in that category! Rating - Hall of Shame Let's first understand a little of what Landonline is about, as described on this page...
So whilst not designed for public access, there is obviously a group of users that need to make use of the site. One of our users points out the following...
And indeed the user is correct, as pointed out on this technical page...but let's take a good look at that page. It starts with the really nice comment...
That's really nice of them, don't you think? I'm amazed...I'm not even onto reading about what I need to do to use to work with this part of their site, but I feel safe and comfortable in the fact that...
OK...but I'm on a Mac. Do you really mean it?
Wow...I'm embarrassed to say I'm blushing. I've never felt so confident that someone's here to help me even though I'm not sure you're committed to helping me..after all, you just said...
I'm a bit uneasy there...after all, you said earlier....
You guys seem really on the ball...constantly testing and reassuring me. How confident can I be that you are so committed?
Hmm...I think you're still committed right? Although you seem to have changed your tune a bit. Let's just cut to the chase huh? How Mac friendly are you? Supported - The current operating systems and web browser that LINZ supports are: Wait...what? Where's the Mac stuff or advice at least? I'm not panicking yet. As I know....you said...you'd provide support. So what about if we choose something other than the Operating systems or browsers that you mention?
Oh..I get it. It's a governmental use of the term "committed" is it? Meaning we'll bandy the word about but god forbid if you actually take us up on the offer. After all, after you say...
...you now say .... OK...well in that case...I'm committed to not pointing out on this page the number of operating systems and browsers that you fail to support in any way, shape or form....which are...
Is there anything less than the 'Hall of Shame' on this site? Maybe we should have the 'Hall of Why Did You Even Bother'?! This is the most appalling example of governmental business speak tied into a support page that I have ever seen. What staggers me is that I haven't even tried to test the site...the support page is enough. And look how many operating systems and browsers are not supported! What's worse...after opening with a line committing themselves to providing support, they basically tell you you are on your own later on the page. In the middle of that, details of how they'll assist you and how they test on the widest range of operating systems. If the technical support people are reading this...ignoring what doesn't work on your site....you should be ashamed for the way in which this page is written! When the answers to "does it work" on all the operating systems you test is 'No, No, No, No and oh, we lied, we're not actually going to help support you'...Landonline not only deserve to be in the Hall of Shame...they deserve to be praised for the most bogus and gibberish technical statements and commitments that I have ever read! |
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| Last Updated ( Saturday, 21 April 2007 ) |


